Tagging the Scriptures
We don't know what kind of traffic this site will get, but suggest some parental supervision if your kids browse through comments in "The Song of Solomon".
They're haughty. They're self-important. They're intellectual (well, some of them). Others are apostate, angry, or just plain weird. Here, they're all fair game. If you read the Bloggernacle, you'll see all your favorite characters in living color.
This meeting is hereby called to order.
Who are you?
I'm Kaimi. Who are you?
Geoff J. How come you get to call the meeting to order? Who elected you king of the naccle?
Kings?! The meeting is barely called to order and already we're dominated by a male patriarchy!
Who the heck is that?
That's fmhLisa. Would anyone else like to introduce themselves?
I'm here, too!
Julie! How was the trip from Austin?
I brought lots of material to stimulate our intellectual journeys into the metaphysical juxtaposition of modern day...
Zzzz....
... (ahem) anyway, I am looking forward to a very enlightening and engaging round of...
Anyone need a website?
Hi, J. Stapley. No. And I don't want that loud, blue island logo on my mostly earth-tone site, either.
(SULTRY VOICE) Hello, boys.
Hubba, hubba!
Grrrrrrrowwwwwllll!
Calm down, everyone. That's Steve Evans pretending to be a girl again.
Aww, Fetch!
Crap, not again.
(gasps) Such language, young man!
Who invited Prudey? Now my entire week has been ruined. Next thing you know there will be trolls at this meeting.
Sorry I'm late.
Eeek! A troll! They follow me everywhere I go.
Hey, I'm not a troll.
You look like one to me.
No, he's got a point. He's an ogre.
I prefer to not label others...
(bangs gavel) Order, order! I will have order in this court.. err, conference. Sorry, brilliant attorneys like myself have a hard time distancing ourselves from the profession we so emphatically embrace.
Now, for our first item of business. It has come to our attention that...
(LIGHTS DUM SUDDENLY, LOUD CRASHING SOUND, SCREAMS ARE HEARD AMONG CONFUSION AND CHAOS)
Ha HA! It is I! The Phaaaantom of the Bloggernaccle.
Phantom?
Phantom?
Phantom?
To Be Continued...
Believe in God; believe that he is, and that he created all things, both in heaven and in earth; believe that he has all wisdom, and all power, both in heaven and in earth; believe that man doth not comprehend all the things which the Lord can comprehend. - Book of Mormon, Mosiah 4:9If we were able to comprehend all the things God does, we wouldn't need to be here, now would we?